Three men were in a NASA conference room to decide how to spend $10 billion. “I think we should put our men on Mars!” said the first man.
“I think we should put our men on the Sun!” said the third man.
“How are you going to do that?”
“Easy, we go at night.”
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
Did you hear about the fellow that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on him.
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes a free trip around the Sun every year.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
NEVER look directly at the sun. You need the right equipment and professional filters.
Use sunglasses and sunscreen when you go outside.
Drink water when you're sweating.
Take breaks, get some shade.
The safe way to see the sun is NASA's SOHO Pictures.